What happens when you have too much time and money on your hands

Um, I'll probably get sued for even mentioning this link, but hey, whatever:

They're at it again.

Y'know, I used to really like this band. I still kinda do. I still have some of their stuff on tape. I even liked their song on that horrible "Mission Impossible 2" soundtrack. I loved the video, cause Weasel Central's headquarter in the States gets destroyed in it, bringing me minutes of joy.

But really. It's 2 chords. You can't own two effin' chords. Are album sales that slow that you must sue for ahem, "copyright infringement"?!?!?!?!?!

Uh, huh. The best part? They say they won't sue as long as they get FIFTY PERCENT of royalties on whatever song features those two chords.

I hope the whole story's just one wicked hoax. Please, let it be a joke.
Especially since they're suing a Canadian band. Dude. S'kinda funny, eh?